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Common (or not so common ! ) Fart Names



Bottom Burp

Cut the Cheese

Trouser Cough

Speak up Brown, ya through

Guff

Turd Honking

A message from Turd Castle

Trump

Pieru

Trouser Ghost

Heinee Burp

(floating an) Air biscuit

Janet

Phoofs

Poots

Blast

Woofer

Fluff

Stepping on a duck

Mud duck

A prelude to shit

Framping

Barking spider

A message from shit

Thunder from down under

Nature's little surprises

Nature's musical box

There goes a mouse on a motorcycle

Oops! I let Fluffy off the leash

A sneeze from the turtle's head

Tree frog

Panty Burps

Pant stainers !

Speak to me ol' toothless one

Tooters

Gassius Assius

Bucksnort

K-Fart

Who dropped their guts?

Turds slamming on the brakes

Flatulence

Crack splitters

Butt burner

Botty burp

Fecal Fluffies

Anal Audio

The Brown River!

Anal Airwaves

Shit Slivers

Turd Tooties

Happy Honkers

Barked

Trouser Rippers

Hotties

Disappointments from down under

Natural Gas

Chinese Barking Spiders

Bench Warmer

"I smell sulfur, wait a minute, that's my ass!"

Shit snore

Draw Mud

"Dropped a shoe"

Bips

Stinkies

The Great Brown Cloud

"Thar she blows!"

"Cracking a rat"

"grep"

One turd honking at another for the right of way!

Rosebuds

Pull my finger

Rat Bark

Ooh, that's a nasty cough

Who opened their lunch box?

S.B.D. Silent but deadly

Exercising the meat nozzle

Exploding turds

Firing Scud Missiles

Quakers - 9.5 on the Rectal Scale!

Nuclear Farts- 40% fallout

Blow-Holes

S.A.V. Silent and Violent

Cheesers

My butt has something to say

Blowing the ol butt trumpet

Silence in the court, my bums about to talk...

Shit Siren

Mud crickets

Underthunder

Gravy pants

Shootin' Bunnies

Who stepped on the Duck

Sidewinder

Makin' Beans

Blowing Mud

 



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